a_nefiodova (a_nefiodova) wrote,

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men talking:
— Emma come first. Den I come. Den two a asses come together. I come once–a–more. Two asses, they cumma together again. I come again and then pee twice. Then I cumma one lasta time.
— You foul–mouthed, sex obsessed swine, — retorted the lady, indignantly. — In this Country, we don´t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives…
— Hey, coola down lady, — said the man. — Who talkin´ abouta sexa? I´m a justa tellin´ my frienda how to spella "Mississippi".

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